The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[Beakerfan]

Leprechaun 1: *still sitting on Alex* Hullo sar! Would you *hic* like to *hic* join us? *hands a bottle of grape nehi out towards Ed*

Leprechaun 2: Hey, d'ya *hic* think we should *hic* wake her? *belches and continues to drink his nehi*

Leprechaun 1: Naw. Look *hic* at her! *hic* Don' she *hic* look peaceful? *hic* *opens another bottle of nehi and stuffs the cap in Alex's pocket, which is becoming full of bottle caps*

Leprechaun 2: Yeah...*hic* she looks *hic* real nice *hic* *adds another bottle to his small tower of grape nehi bottles*

 

[The Count]

Uh... Thank ye gents. *Reluctantly takes the bottle offered. Best not to refuse a leprechaun, it ensures you good luck. But where'd... *Is knocked out by Prawny's penguin projectile.
*Lands on floor, triggering remote signal to back-up bat-jets.

 

[Beakerfan]

Leprechaun 1: *hic* D'ya think he's *hic* allright?

Leprechaun 2: Poor bloke *hic* just can't hold *hic* his own when it *hic* comes to *hic* this stuff.

Leprechaun 1: Blimey! *hic* I never *hic* seen a bloke *hic* go down so fast! *hic*

Leprechaun 2: I *hic* tell ya! *hic* If'n ya can't *hic* handle it *hic* you shouldn't *hic* be drinkin it!

 

[The Count]

*Swarm of miniature bat-jets arrive... Shower down the two men in green... Then station themselves to be boarded by the luck-born before flying off as bombing blighters. A couple more stay behind to snatch and attach underneath the feet of Ed and Alex turning them thanks to a costume change into... Bat-freaks! Although Alex does look nicer in her shaded crimson hues... Better go get Clauds and complete our trio as we haunt down that prawn who blasted us to beyond-status.

 

[D'Snowth]

But D'Snowth has won Best T*K*O Member every time it has been a category.

Um... no... if my memory serves correctly, one year, I believe it was either you or Vic Romano who won Best T*K*O Member one year, not me. If I won that category every year, then there's something wrong here.

You had to get Snowths' glasses back from the lens crafters.

Actualy, my glasses are from Dr. Bizer's Vision World.

 

[The Count]

Dr. Visor? Come, that's the madman behind this tom foolery! *Rockets off to find the visual villain in his lensed lair.

*Doesnt know the ghosts have been trapped in individual trapping tubules.

 

[D'Snowth]

So... I told Dave that Prawnie ate his kids, and he hit the roof! You know, he shout's Prawnie's name almost as good as he shouts Alvin's.

 

[BEAR]

Putting in my votes a bit later tonight, so you all better behave yourselves!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*stands and salutes* Yes sir! Er, I mean, Bear! Yes Bear Sir! Er, I mean, Yes Sir, Bear! Or, is it....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Behave?
Psha! XD