The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[D'Snowth]

*Meanwhile, Ghost Theodore peers through the kitchen window of the Seville house, where he finds Dave crying*

GHOST THEODORE: Look, Alvin! Dave's crying!
GHOST ALVIN: *Looks* Well, duh, Theodore, he's chopping onions!
GHOST THEODORE: *Looks again, and sees the onions* Oh...

 

[anythingmuppet]

*hiss*

YESS! *laughs*

*hiss*

(Boy, we did a great job today! almost 14 pages of ramblings/muffins/ghosts/etc! Donuts for everyone! )
And I think Prawnie's died twice this episode! He's like our very own Kenny! *pats Prawn on his roasted back* You've done well too...you've done well too. *shuts Prawn's eyes* Shhh-shh.

 

[theprawncracker]

*is now a ghost* *sneaks up on ghost chipmunks* BOO!

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST THEODORE: ALVIN! DON'T LET HIM EAT ME AGAIN!
GHOST ALVIN: Relax, Theodore, this guy's even more wimpy as a ghost than he was when he was alive.

*Meanwhile*

GHOST JEANETTE: I'm not a dork... am I?
GHOST SIMON: Not to me, you're not.
GHOST JEANETTE: That's just it, what am I to you?
GHOST SIMON: Well, you're my... well... you know...
GHOST JEANETTE: No Simon, I DON'T know.
GHOST SIMON: You're my... my... g-g-g-g-g-girl... fr-fr-fr-friend...
GHOST JEANETTE: Oh, Simon...

*Meanwhile*

GHOST ELEANOR: Why is everybody ignoring me?

 

[theprawncracker]

*glares at ghost Alvin* *whacks him upside the head* *sees Ghost Elanor* *waggles eyebrows* Well hello there.

 

[The Count]

Ah... Doughnuts! *Snatches a Boston Scream and cup of hot chocolate, along with a mocchaccino for Ghost Brittany.

You killed Prawny? You... Nope, can't say it here.
*Iron Chefs feverishly work on getting their meals finished for the big awards banquet in two weeks' time.

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST ELEANOR: *Backs away slowly* You... you're the one who ate all of us! What do you want?

 

[D'Snowth]

Ah... Doughnuts! *Snatches a Boston Scream and cup of hot chocolate, along with a mocchaccino for Ghost Brittany.

GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, my Count...

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile, at a table...

To Ghost Brittney... So, do you like brownie cake?
I like it so much I had it turned into one of my horcruxes.
Yes... Come to me my delicious soul!

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh I don't know... wanna get a pizza or something?