The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[D'Snowth]

Please... Light sabres? C'mon, nothin' beats these great proton pistols...
*Chatting in the corner tryin' to put the moves on Ghost Jeanette.
So who's this Snowth everybody's after? Must be Snowth hunting season. Eh, it's too easy to catch a Snowth, so I let the rest of the gang hunt him down... It amuses me so. So uh, you doin' anything tonight bright eyes?

GHOST JEANETTE: Um... oh my... I, uh... well, that is to say... you see... well... Simon and I were... well... um...
GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, forget Jeanette... I'm not doing anything tonight, your Royal Countness... *Bats eyes*

 

[anythingmuppet]

*Imperial theme plays*
Make way for Darth Nader!

I vow to become the representative of the Green Party and to win the presidency! Be prepared!

*sends out hyena minions*

 

[theprawncracker]

*whining to Ed* Why does Nick get hyeeeeeeeenas? All I have is chiiiiiickens. This is so laaaaaaaaame... *goes off to pout*

 

[anythingmuppet]

Hey, when you're like me, you can just pull this stuff outta thin air and it's there, guy! Watch this!

*rips open pack of instant quicksand*

*pours it on the ground*

See? Easy as one, two,-darrgh!

*begins to sink*

 

[theprawncracker]

Alas, poor Nick, I knew him well... MWoO HAHAHA! Now it is time for a new era! And era where chicken and hyena live together in perfect harmony! *evil cackling laugh* *hyenas join in evil laughter* *chickens join in evil laughter* Oh this is going to be so much fun...

 

[The Count]

Yeah well... I kinda prefer the bookish types. Prawny, you're complainin' bout hyenas? No problem.
*Calls Harley Quinn in to tame the hyenas.

OK Harl, you get your babies back to bed... And no funny business. *Quick-changes into Batman persona menacing her not to try anything.
As for you Nick... *Fires bat-grappler up to ledge. Grab on...
*Pushes recoil button and drags AM upwards.

Now off with ye lads... We must avenge the death of our T*K*O boss lady!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*slaps head*

This guy doesn't learn, does he?

Hey doofus, now I'm gonna let it all out on ya, full force!

*dries up quicksand*
*digs his way out*
*breaks Prawnies' legs*
Yeah, so don't you talk to me from down there on the ground, on your sparkling high horse!

*walks off in quite a fury*

OR

Count saves me and THEN

*walks off in quite a fury*
*but thanks Count cuz he's kewwwl*

And now....We're the Masked Duo, the Count and I. Off to avenge Pepper's...death? She died? I didn't even know it would stick, here in magic land...

 

[The Count]

*After instant ziffle pulled by Prawn...

*Throws battarang clipping his sleeve to the wall. What are you up to now you comical clown prince of goofery?

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST JEANETTE: *Blushes* Oh my...
GHOST BRITTANY: "Bookish type"... Jeanette's a dork!
GHOST JEANETTE: *Tears well up* Brittany...
GHOST BRITTANY: Besides, she already belongs to Simon... *Pushes Jeanette out of the picture* I can be the bookish type too, you know... sure it'll just ruin my obvious good looks, and my sparkling personality... but, I'd be doing it for you, my Count...

 

[The Count]

*After second ziffle... Well, looks like Super Nick already wished you good luck.
*Smirks. Are you gonna behave? Or do we have to get tough with you?
*Hovers above in the shadows ready to fire thunderbolt if Prawn should answer wrong.

Oh wait... I hear Squeekers in need of some deviltry. Be back in a few.