The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[Beauregard]

Sugar? Me? Nope...I just haven't had a real cup of tea since I gave it up for New Years...HELP ME!

 

[theprawncracker]

*grabs funnel* *pours tea down Beau's throat* MWoO ha ha ha!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*hyped on sugar*

Morphine makes the holy known
Uncle Lina
Eying that sappy nun
Uncle Lina
I'm going to strike it
Your arms are broken!
Uncut Wo ho
Your school's stupid, your school's ba-ha!
If I don't avail you, Taco Nazi
Look alive and count on Lassie
knit and dance and bake a cake
Uncut, Woho
And Sanskrit aint' got hoot to say but
Uncut, Woho!


*falls down*

 

[Beauregard]

*vantriliquizes* Gig glue gottle of gear!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

-Ties the dog to Beau-
I DID IT!

The others: -Slapping their foreheads-


xP Lalalala.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Gasps! Eating Nick's sugar bags? Ooh, you donna det a whipping!

xP HAH!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*hops away from rabid dogs as a muppaphone* THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY!

Get chased by angry dogs, made the Nick declare war, and ran in nudity in the dorms?

Yup.

 

[anythingmuppet]

Aren't those first two the same, though?

*back to drunk singing*

Elhabibi ho sofaa
Hinner, svatastend
Arabi ot twith tai sofa
Hagaa hagaanen
When heilly forzee
Eyzan till I fulfil
Qisas Battoteia
....

(Romanized Arabic, in case you were wondering, which I'm pretty sure you *hic* were )

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ha, only I, Claudia, am experienced enough to withstand the power of sugar. XD

Step aside, drunken-sugarfilled dude.

xD Let the PRO step foward! LOL

 

[anythingmuppet]

Oh, veally?

*Nick dons trademark hat, glasses and bag o' sugar*

You're pro alright.....a PRO LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER! HAHAHAHAH!

*begins eating sugar*
*psychodelic images appear*

It makes me STRONGER! BLAHAHAHAHA!

Yeessssss...YES! *Hypes up to the extreme any man could ever handle!*

*runs on his newly utilized sugar energy*
*tackles Claudia*