The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[AlittleMayhem]

*relaxing and chatting with a couple of monsters. A swipe noise is heard, then notice feet are feeling cold and looks down*

Hey! What happened to my shoes!? I was wearing them a second ago!

 

[Hubert]

I know some shoemakers that would gladly make you some new ones.

Elvises: *walk past, singing "Blue Suede Shoes"*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

That's very kind of you, but those shoes cost me a fortune!

* scratches head and realizes something* And now my hat is gone!

*looks down, seeing trousers are gone*

Eeek! *runs to bathroom*

NO ONE LOOK! *slams door*

 

[Mo Frackle]

That's very kind of you, but those shoes cost me a fortune!

* scratches head and realizes something* And now my hat is gone!

*looks down, seeing trousers are gone*

Eeek! *runs to bathroom*

NO ONE LOOK! *slams door*

: What's she upset about? Half of us rarely wear any clothes.

 

[Mo Frackle]

*Slides a mug of double dark cocoa down to Slackbot.

What the?! *Sends to clean up the mess Mo Frackle made.
Get outta here kid.

Look Mo Frackle, I appreciate you wanted to help with the crowd. But you don't throw a cup like that okay dude? The cup could brake and shatter, the liquid can burn someone, so if you're going to help us here just hand someone their mug if I'm not here to do it.
*Gives Mo Frackle a cup with choc chips to make him feel better.

Sorry, Mr. Count. *takes choc chips cup and sits in corner on stool, faces wall, puts dunce hap on*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Another swipe noise*

: Ack!

*Kermit runs about trying his best to cover up his now collar-less neck*

: Prairie dogs! Prairie dogs on the loose!

 

[The Count]

Nah, it's okay Mo Frackle. So long as you understand what could have happened.
*Swipe noise is heard, the dunce cap disappears.

 

[Mo Frackle]

How do they do that?

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*yet another swipe noise*

: Where did your nose go, Bert?
: What are you talking about? It's... *touches his face and notices that his nose is missing*

 

[tutter_fan]

UH OH! Someone's been snatching noses! I wonder who it could be.....
It's coitinly not me!
Bunsen & Beaker, I need a nose snatcher detector when you have the time, or better yet, get working on it STAT!!!!