The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Mo Frackle]

Ru: Elmo, honey, come over here and let me get some of that glue out of your fur--you're going to get stuck to the tree.
Elmo: But I'm sure holding on to my cocoa mug!

: Wow, I always thought Elmo only talked in third person.
: He keecked the habit, h'okay.

Ha. I just realized that if you put the Pepe smilie under another one, it looks like he's looking directly up at the other character. Brady Bunch, anyone?

 

[Twisted Tails]

Is it Christmas yet?

Not yet, dwayne1115, but it will come soon. (sniffs) Mmmm! I smell cocoa. That smells good. Can anyone get me cocoa?

 

[Mo Frackle]

Not yet, dwayne1115, but it will come soon. (sniffs) Mmmm! I smell cocoa. That smells good. Can anyone get me cocoa?

Coitanly! Here, catch!

*Tosses cup of cocoa to muppetfan without spilling a single drop*

How'd I do that?

 

[Ruahnna]

Rizzo: Yeah--he spilled LOTS of drop! Cleanup in the dining room!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Coitanly! Here, catch!

*Tosses cup of cocoa to muppetfan without spilling a single drop*

How'd I do that?

AHHHHHHHH! My nice sweater! (sighs) Do you want to get some fruitcake or would you rather rest?

 

[dwayne1115]

Would anyoe like to go caroling!

 

[Twisted Tails]

I would love go to caroling, right after I find myself a clean sweater. Uh.. where's Kim and Janken?

 

[Slackbot]

Kim: I'm right here, and Janken... [scans the crowd, looking for purple] he's over there by the piano.

 

[The Count]

*Slides a mug of double dark cocoa down to Slackbot.

What the?! *Sends to clean up the mess Mo Frackle made.
Get outta here kid.

Look Mo Frackle, I appreciate you wanted to help with the crowd. But you don't throw a cup like that okay dude? The cup could brake and shatter, the liquid can burn someone, so if you're going to help us here just hand someone their mug if I'm not here to do it.
*Gives Mo Frackle a cup with choc chips to make him feel better.

 

[Hubert]

*reads the paper*

Wow...lots of thefts in today's paper. Theft on Main Street, theft on Maple Avenue, theft of 34th Street...

*looks up and thinks*

You know, why am I sitting here reading such stupid, negative news when I could be having a ball?

: *throws ball at Hubert*

I didn't mean-....oh, nevermind.