The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

: MORE COOKIES!!!!!!!!! *lunges at plate of cookies*

 

[Mo Frackle]

: MORE COOKIES!!!!!!!!! *lunges at plate of cookies*

: That my kind a fella! *lunges at cookies*

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*shakes head and smiles*
: *storms into the room* THAT MAN!
What happened, Piggy?
: I wanted to kiss Kermie under the mistletoe, so I went looking for him. I found him, all right! He was... *bursts into tears*

 

[Hubert]

: ...He was...

: He am, is, are and be he whom as is known as Kermit the Frog.

 

[Ruahnna]

Ru: Deadly, Sweetie, are you following me?
UD: Well, following is such a specific term....
Ru: (arms crossed) And I see that you have mistletoe on your Santa hat. Does that mean--
UD; I love an observant woman. (Grabs and kisses Ru with a loud smacking sound, then laughs gleefully and runs off.)
Ru: Deadly! Deadly--you come back here this instant! (He does not reappear.) Darn. I should have used a more minty mouthwash....

 

[Mo Frackle]

Yuck! This mistletoe stuff is sickening me!
: Yeah, I'm witcha!
: Heheh seeing people in distress! Nothing makes me happier! Except being a grouch. But being happy makes me grouchy. But being grouchy makes me happy...
: Aha! That's three! Three sick guests! Ha ha ha!

 

[MissMusical12]

: Like this mistletoe stuff is getting rully crazy...
: -holds mistletoe between him and Janice-
: Uh oh...
-Floyd puckers up for a kiss, but then Janice grabs Animal and puts him between her and Floyd. Floyd then ends up kissing Animal, and both their eyes immediately widen. Floyd releases when he realizes it's not Janice he was kissing.-
: Ack! Awww man! Bleh!
: Bleh! -to Janice- He good kisser.
: Fer sure. -giggles-

 

[Slackbot]

: [innocently] How does this mistletoe stuff work again?

 

[Twisted Tails]

Who is kissing under the <sneezes> mistletoe. Ugh! That's not cool! Where's Kermit? And why is my voice so dry?
Ru - Well, dear, I mean muppetfan, you should get a lot of rest.
Yes, and Moi does not was vous to catch your cold dear.

Okay... maybe I should rest and -
WOMAN!

(I scream before I faint)

Minutes later...
Ru - You okay, dear?
Oh thank you Ru. That Animal scared the numbskull out of me. (shivers)

 

[The Count]

*Finishes a refilled second cup of hot chocolate before going to sleep.
Sleep? At a time like this?
Eh, you know the old saying... The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner it'll be Christmas Day.
Robin: Yay! It's Christmas! ! !
Bobo: Little guy sure is exciteable. *Swipes one of the pumpkin malamars from Piggy's buffet.