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*digging grumpily out of snowpile at front door* Hmf. Barometers, snowballs...
Rhonda: And you STILL hit that darned icy patch. I am truly impressed.

*glower*
Hi all! Been a crazy few weeks...I see I got nothin' on crazy, however, watching all the CCTV footage from in here.
Pink: Mn. Cra-zee. Mn. Aww. Yip yip.
Blue: Yip yip yip --uuuh! *gulps mouth over head; Pink ditto*
*slowly they lower their enormous lips to peer around*
Blue: What? what what what?
Pink: AwwwAWWW. Par-tee. Party. Mn. Yip. Yip yip yip party!
Blue: Awwwwww party! Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh!
*they wobble and wriggle into the fray of the kitchen*
Uh...the recycling team's here! (Hope no one still needed those paper plates for anything...)

Er...what's all the fuss with that little branch people keep tossing around?
Rhonda: Little br...uh oh. *hurriedly speed-dials the aardvark* Get over here! Now! Photo op!
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