The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Slackbot]

[Janken Fraggle is at the door, and would knock, but it's hanging open. He peers in and taps on the door anyway. Then he shrugs and picks up a large covered plate and enters.]

: Hi, I brought some potato coo-

[He steps on the icy patch, skids, then falls flat on his face. The plate full of cookies goes flying out of his hands.]

: Ow.

 

[galagr]

Janken's here!
I missed the sleeping arrangement schedule. Where am I going to sleep?
Animal: SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!
Er, preferably nowhere near Animal.

 

[Slackbot]

: Sleeping arrangements? Um, is under the sink taken?

 

[AlittleMayhem]

: Wha? Oh sorry man. Zzzzz

 

[galagr]

Well, if you don't mind bunking with Grover, Mokey, and Dr. Bunsen, then, yes, you can sleep under the sink.
According to Big Mean Carl, I will be bunking in his lower intestine along with Lips, George the Janitor, and Uncle Travelling Matt.

 

[Mo Frackle]

Hey has anyone seen Seymour?

 

[Slackbot]

: Sure, that's cool. I was worried I'd be all alone under there.

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Wow, must be a big space under the sink if it can take all those Muppets! I'm gonna see if the wardrobe is free.

 

[Mo Frackle]

I guess I'm bunking on the floor with Rowlf, Barkley, Baskerville, Muppy//Rufus, Afghan Hound, Foo Foo, and Sprocket.

 

[Hubert]

: If I had a dime for every time I was invited to a Christmas party, why, I'd have a whole lot of dimes!

DOC HOGG!?!?! I wanna bunk with him!

: I was called because of some pesky icy patch, and I see what they mean. Hee hee. Get it? I see what they mean?