The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Mo Frackle]

Gosh, I don't think we have anymore room. Good thing that's all the guests. *doorbell rings*. Me and my big mouth.

(Doc, Gordon, Susan, Bob, Maria, Luis, Alan, Gina, Leela, Gabi, Chris, and Miles enter)

Doc: It's cold enough out there to freeze your winabaygo.

Sheesh. Uh, welcome.

(Seymour, Vicki, Lindbergh, the Turkey, Hilda, Mildred, Harry the Hipster, Biff, Sully, Placido, Gladys, Lewis Kazagger, Wayne, Wanda, Annie Sue, other Gladys, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Mad Monty, Angel Marie, other pirates, Flash, Beard, the drummer, the Gorilla TV gang, Jaques Roach, Eugene, Lindy, Zippety, Ojo, Andy, Randy, Poodlepants, Bill the Bubble Guy, Spamela, David Hogglsehoff, Carter, Howard Tubman, Pighead, Craniac, Snorty, Goggles, Croaker, Blotch, Pilgrim, Arnie, and The Jugband arrive)

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Meanwhile...

*goes up to wardrobe, opens it and pushes aside coats, revealing a lamppost in the middle of a winter forest landscape.*

Wow!

*closes doors*

Nah, too cold. What's in the attic?

: *suddenly appearing out of nowhere* Why don't we find out together, ho'kay? *growls*

*shoves Pepe away*

 

[Hubert]

Alrighty Old Doc, now we just have to find a suitable place to bunk here...um...under that Christmas tree, maybe?

*looks under Christmas tree to see situation there*

 

[Mo Frackle]

*knocks on bathroom door*
Hello? Anyone in there? Finally, the bathroom to mysel---

*a bunch of guests suddenly get in front of me*

 

[Mo Frackle]

Brewster: Sorry I am late. But we have a saying in my country: "he who is late would rather sniff a pine tree*

Mulch: RAGHHHH!

Brewster: So, don't visit our country.

 

[MissMusical12]

-grabs her hanger from the ceiling and climbs up there-
I'm bunking with Gonzo and Animal on the hangers.

 

[Hubert]

*finds himself wedged underneath the tree*

Ack! Doc, you there? A little help here?

*DH attempts to pull Hubert's legs*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Well, this attic isn't so bad! But look at all this junk! There's no room to swing a cat.

: Hey, it's better than a dog! Anyway, Gaffer stole my spot on the floor so I guess we're bunking in with you!

Oh, I guess that's alright. Wait, who's "we"?

[A huge crowd of Muppets and the Sesame Street humans enter noisily]

Ah, yes. Stupid question.

 

[Hubert]

Alright, I think I'm lose now...pull!

*DH pulls to no avail*

Oh wait...I think that this branch is caught on my sleeve here.

Try it now.

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Oh, Bird! There you are! It's been hard to find you in the crowd!
: Oh, Snuffy. I'm 8 feet tall. You couldn't miss me.