The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Beauregard]

Bo: *now apparently on the ceiling* Oh, nice nachoes.
Beau: *below* Don't move!
Bobo: We're going to get you down!
Bo: I thought you said the guns were confiscated!
Bobo: We have parts of a blowtorch...

 

[The Count]

*Cheers wildly for RedPiggy! Sanguina flips her hair back. Blah?

 

[theprawncracker]

(UNCLE DEADLY sulks onstage)

UNCLE DEADLY: Ah, what fools you viewers be. You’re spending your night watching this ridiculous awards show, when you know good and well that the Penguin Repertoire Theatre is putting on their rendition of Macbeth—now aptly renamed “Quackbeth.” I know where I’ll be after presenting this award. Here are the contenders for the “Plays With Dolls” award for Muppet Action Figure Enthusiast:
The Count
theprawncracker
The 80’s Drummer
BEAR
And the winner is… theprawncracker!

ANNOUNCER: theprawncracker doesn’t have nearly as many action figures as The Count.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Congratulations RedPiggy!
Little Matt: *appearing beside him* There's a lot of red in this show...
Bo: That's mainly our faces going red as blood rushes to them due to hanging upside down...
Little Matt: What? *falls from ceiling, back into Fraggle Rock* Darn it!

 

[Oscarfan]

*Now in a cealing-seat* Man, I don't even know how this is possible! Anyone got somethin to keep the blood from going to my head?

 

[Beauregard]

*Now in a cealing-seat* Man, I don't even know how this is possible! Anyone got somethin to keep the blood from going to my head?

Bo: I'm sure that Ed has access to vampires that could help with that.
Bobo: He does! Or at least action figures of them!
Bo: How do you even know that?
Bobo: I work security, he works security. Security workers talk.

 

[The Count]

Um... *Holds up Batman figure. Is only bat-one I have? Keeps scheming over private collections.

 

[theprawncracker]

(Dr. BUNSEN Honeydew comes onstage)

BUNSEN: Hello there, I’m Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and it is my pleasure to be here to present the award for “Master Manipulator.” Now, contrary to popular belief this award was not named after Dr. Frankenstein’s wonderful creation was brought to life. No, no, in fact, this award goes to the biggest enthusiast of Master Replicas’ Muppet Photo-Puppet line! Isn’t that exciting? So here they are, the contenders for Master Manipulator!
MuppetCaper
lithiumbrain
Beauregard
frogboy
And the winner is… MuppetCaper! Oh! That’s just wonderful! Maybe we can share manipulation secrets? (giggles)

ANNOUNCER: This is MuppetCaper’s first MC Award. He’s an avid collector and supporter of the Master Replicas line.

 

[Leyla]

Oooh, an award winner up here! Well, I'll be snookered. Not that I've snookered. Maybe Beau has though. Nacho, Oscarfan? And don't worry about the blood. Once your eyes bug out, it's fine.

 

[Teheheman]

*puts headphones on and listens to some Mafia music while he waits*

Daniel