The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Colbynfriends]

Congrats Shoe Fariy.

 

[Leyla]

Well, in numbers there is enough seats, but whoever build this theatre was somewhat of an eccentric...and the majority of the seating is upsidedown on the roof. And I have not the ability to stay situated on one of those.

WHEEEEE! <dangles from seat> I have the best seat in the house!

Now if only I didn't have to scratch my nose...

 

[Beauregard]

Spamela: *wanders in halfway through the ceremony* Oh--um, congrats, people! *sits beside Ailie*

Ailie: Spammy! *cuddles her

Bobo: Didn't Spamela win an award for her Noobs once?
Bo: I think you must be confused.
Beau: *blinks*

 

[Teheheman]

I watch my weight too, I watch it go up every day *ba da boom*

Daniel

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: Not enough seats? Please! At least you guys have the FLOOR! When I go backstage they hang me on a coat rack until the next presentation! Anyway... heeeeeeeeere's Oscar!

(A trash can comes sliding out to the middle of the stage) (OSCAR pops out angrily) (Applause)

OSCAR: Aw, cram it, will ya? I just wanna introduce this award and be done with it, ya hear me? This is the last of the “Forum Friends and Family” awards for the night… thank goodness! Heh heh. This is the “Return to the Insanity” award. This one goes to the person who was dumb enough to come back to Muppet Central after a long time away. Why anyone would want to come back to that place is beyond me! Heh! Oh well… here’re the fools that did!
BeakerSqueedom
Vic Romano
frogboy4
Sgt Floyd
AnimatedC9000
And the winner… or should I say loser, is… frogboy4! Now take the award—and if you’re smart, SCRAM again!

ANNOUNCER: This is Jamie’s first award of the night. Everyone is thrilled to have Jamie back with his presence filling the forum once again. However… he is neither a frog, nor a boy—he also is not four.

 

[Pork]

WHEEEEE! <dangles from seat> I have the best seat in the house!

Now if only I didn't have to scratch my nose...

Yeah, that can be a problem. I find the best solution is not to have a nose in the first place.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: *slips into the ceremony with her roomies and grabs a table*

Digit: *is running the sound system*

Lips & TG: *sitting by the band*

Waldo: *is the only one with Cait at the time*

Lindbergh: *sitting beside Cait* You were nominated for some stuff.

Cait: Didn't win?

Lindy: Sorry...

Cait: *sighs* It's fine... *waits for the awards to continue*

 

[Beauregard]

Yeah, that can be a problem. I find the best solution is not to have a nose in the first place.

Bo: No nose...
Beau: How do you smell?

(Seriously, congratulations to Jamie! He's once, twice, ALWAYS a star here at MC!)

 

[Pork]

Bobo: Didn't Spamela win an award for her Noobs once?
Bo: I think you must be confused.
Beau: *blinks*

*giggles*

 

[Oscarfan]

Yeah, that can be a problem. I find the best solution is not to have a nose in the first place.

Dr. Bob: "That Can be arranged! My ancestor was responsible for the Sphinx!"