(PRAWNIE: Ladies and gentlemen… Bobo the Bear—and I still haven’t found my award. (grumbles)
(Applause) (BOBO comes onstage)
BOBO: (chuckles) Hey there, how are ya? How’s it goin’? Havin’ fun? Well I don’t wanna keep you folks, so I won’t jabber on like
some people have. (chuckles) I’m just kidding. I’m here to present “The Man with the Badge, the Po-lice, the Fuzz, the P-I-G” award for Best Moderator of the forum. These guys patrol the boards makin’ sure nobody’s doin’ anything they shouldn’t be doin’! …Gee, they already sound more qualified than me! (chuckles) Here are the contenders…
Fozzie Bear
MuppetQuilter
The Count
And the winner is…
The Count! Heh! He can count all the posts he has to delete! Congratulations!
ANNOUNCER: Ed is the most recent addition to the Muppet Central moderators—he’s also the most visible.