Didn't any of your schools pass out valentines to everyone in your class(es) on Valentines Day? Didn't you all have parties with cookies and punch and crap like that?
"You choo-choo choose me?"-Ralph Wiggum
Oh yeah...those little, nearly indestructible,
chalky, candy hearts? If you get a chance to see it, there's an excellent Futurama episode about them called "Love and Rocket".
The parties I remember from elementary school were a quick 10 minute exchanging of "I choo-choo choose you" cards, the quick crunching down of those candy hearts (sounding like 36 hound dogs eating out of a trough of
Ol' Roy) and then it was quickly back to the long division worksheets, analysis of Lewis and Clark's expedition or whatever.
I still say Valentine's Day is more and more becoming not only too commercial, but also makes people fatter. How many holidays are now centered around stuffing yourself? People just finished with Christmas and this happens.
Now, just when people are going to the gym after their New Year's resolution to lose weight, here comes the annual bucketloads of chocolate! After Feb. 14th, many people imitate Doc (Gerry Parks) after his rutabaga juice diet.
"I've gained...
twelve pounds!" (points down immediately) "Something wrong with this scale!"
Sure, it's the scale. Just like people blame the
dryer, too.
Pretty soon,
this video will not only pertain to Christmas, but Valentine's Day, too.
Convincing John