The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, they're German games but I heard only the first game got an English translation, which didn't get great reviews. Mostly because of bad translations.

*look at his hands*
That's like how Crystal started to change into her rabbit form earlier.

 

[Misskermie]

*Picks up the picture and stares at it*

...
Why would I do that? I'm... I'm not murderous!
If... If Autumn wasn't such a *beep*...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*squeak*

Don't say it! Just because it's white fur doesn't mean anything either!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, guess we just have to wait and see. But I'm sure you'll be able to control the transformation once it's complete.

 

[Misskermie]

*Throws the picture at the wall*


*Breathes heavily*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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SPARKY: Oh great, she's having a mental breakdown.


Luke: Uh, what?


SPARKY: Mental Breakdowns. Women tend to get them. On her, it's worse. Half of her is against emotion, so it's like a big malnfunction...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Maybe we should have just looked this thing up on the computer. Yuna! Why do you let me go ahead with my stupid ideas when it's obvious they always come back to bite me? I'm never going to learn myself...

 

[Misskermie]

*Starts throwing furniture out of the window*

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Luke: Should we help?


SPARKY: Do you WANT to die today?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't tell me that was my fault or like something bad is always going to happen. Besides, what should we have googled? Weird stone found in a pond with weird carvings?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

..............touche

I still wish I would learn to not mess with weird objects that probably have some kind of magic power...

*now totally covered in white fur*

 

[Misskermie]

*Falls on knees, weeps*
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Luke: How about now?


SPARKY: Wait, let her cool...