The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Well...um...sorry for the awkwardness. I'll just be leaving now...*leaves*

 

[Vincent L]

Oh…um…no problem. Come again!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*move my hand to his cheek and start stroking him*
Hey, your fur feels nice.

*sigh*
Next time, let's just bring weird magical objects to the HQ, okay?

 

[Misskermie]

*Gets furniture back*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What do you mean "nice?" Does it not normally feel nice?

*squirms a bit* Whatever it is, it has a short, stumpy tail...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I meant it doesn't seem to be anything bad if your fur feels so nice.

A short, stumpy tail?

*touch his behind, soon feeling his tail*
Yup, there's a tail.

 

[Vincent L]

[sits back on the couch]
What on earth is wrong with me?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

ow ow ow ow...*takes off boots, revealing huge bunny feet*

Oh god...you can't be serious...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at his feet*

Woah...

*look at Johnny*
Well, looks like you're turning into a rabbit...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grabs her shoulders*

I don't want to be a rabbit! I enjoy rabbit blood! Does this mean I would be a cannibal if I ate rabbit? O_O

*hands are paws*