The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

The doorbell's broken.
…
More tea?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Um, ducks are cute. In fact, they're the cutest animals in the world, though some people *coughmybrothercough* would say penguins are cuter. Oh, and rabbits are cute, too.

 

[Misskermie]

( AH AH AH AH AHAHHHHAAAAAA!!!)


Yes. I am. And speaking of dogs. Let's meet Sparky.
Really his name is an acronim.


State of the art
Proficent
Arogant
Reilient
K-9
Yunit.


Luke: uh-huh...

*Activates him*


SPARKY: HEY! Another humanoid.


Dude. Talk normal.


SPARKY: What? I can't show off?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Sure...
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*tries to turn into a duck*

...nope. Can't turn into a duck. Too bad. I guess we'll never know then

 

[Vincent L]

[pours her some tea]
(think) This conversation is going nowhere…

(having lunch)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Sorry...I'm not good with conversations...usually if I said the wrong thing I would get smacked...those scientists are just...cruel, heartless people...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

A penguin perhaps? But then, we have to keep it a secret from my brother, otherwise he would claim he's right

 

[Misskermie]

No. Now go to Luke's room, and sleep on the end of his bed!


SPARKY: *sigh* fine.



Luke: *Looks around, sees a picture flipped around. After flipping it back, he see's it's a pic of Jaz, and someone else, in a dress and tux* Were you married?



Uh... I... I don't really like talking about that...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries penguin* Nope

 

[Misskermie]

Luke: C'mon, you can tell me!


...
Yes...
I was married once...
But I really don't like talking about it...