The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Luke: heh. Ding dong ditching huh? So, who can we ding dong ditch?



Weeeeellll...



[minutes later]


*Rings Vincent's doorbell, and runs away*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

No cat!? O_O

*look saddened, then look at him, attempting to look cute*
You don't suppose you have another cute form now, do you?

 

[Vincent L]

(to self) Now who could that be…
[opens the door]
[sees no one]
Hm… better get the doorbell fixed.
[removes the doorbell and brings it in]

 

[Misskermie]

(Now my dad thinks I'm crazy for how hard I'm laughing at the fact that I ding dong ditched you )


That WAS AWESOME!!

Luke: You don't have friends, do you?


I have friends, they're just hermits like me.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

How am I supposed to know?

 

[Misskermie]

Luke: You need a boyfriend.


Guess what? Last time I said that while being stuck on Hubert, I DIED! So, no thank you.

 

[Vincent L]

[refills the tea]
[trying to think of what to say to her]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Dunno. Perhaps by trying to turn into cute animals?

*look at Johnny with big cute pleading eyes*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Who was that?
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-_-

Well then, what do YOU think are cute? Because I personally think things are cute that no one else in the world would think are cute. Like Alligators..

 

[Misskermie]

Luke: Uh-huh... Well what else have you thought of doing, but haven't done?


Weeeeellll...


[Minutes later]


*Stands on top of the roof*



HEY EVERYONE!!! I ATE CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST! AND THEN I GAVE SOME TO MY DOG! AND HE FARTED!!!



*back in the apartment*


luke: Yup. You're wierd.