The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

May the best one win...

*wait for them to start their race*

Edit:

*whisper back*
Yeah, I can imagine other things we could be doing right now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*both of them take off*

*easily outruns Steve, not even losing breath*

*Steve trails behind, gasping for air*

Well then...what next? *smirk*

Steve: Strength test...pull that airplane over there. Whoever does it the fastest wins...

Fine then...we'll take turns timing each other...

*teleports phone to him* You go first...

 

[Vincent L]

(whispers) Airplane?!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*applaud when Johnny wins the race*

*whisper to Vince*
Let's see who wins the strength test.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(small airplane )

*take turns*

*beats Steve by just a few miliseconds*

Steve: You got lucky...

Don't be a poor sport

Steve: You see those logs in a pile over there? Whoever breaks the most in a minute wins

 

[Vincent L]

(whispers)
100% insane. How did he do that?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the logs*

*think Wouldn't be a problem if Johnny can use his claws...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*thinks crap...I can't use my ghost powers...he'd notice a green glow around my hand...*

*Steve breaks a bunch of logs with no problem*

O_O

*tries to break log and just seriously hurts hand instead*

X_X

Steve: Hahaha! OK...I think we should do the same in monster form

*glares and turns humanoid rat*

*steve turns into a unicorn*

 

[Vincent L]

(whispers) Oh no…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*whisper*
Who the *insert the F-word* does Steve think he is? Not everyone can break logs without injuring themselves...

*mumble something about wanting to give Steve more masculinity issues*