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Officer #2: Blasted mechanics! They just had to make this car so complicated so it couldn't be fixed, didn't they?

Officer: Mechanics fix cars, engineers design cars.

Officer #2: Designers! Psh. They draw and paint, and then try to say they are responsible for the machines on the road! At least mechanics are past daycare...
 

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*Sees the cops by their broken down car and decides to go and help them* Hello there! Do you need any help? *Starts to approach the car*
 

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Officer #2: Oh, hello. If you know anything about the mechanics of a car, we could definitely use your help here. Our police car broke down...
 

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*turns visible and goes up to the cops*

Uh...need help? I happen to actually be a mechanic...
 

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Officer #2: Oh, hello also. If you're a mechanic, be my guest.

Officer: Cheater...

Officer #2: Be quiet.
 

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I see that, and yes, I just do happen to know a little, not a lot, I am no expert though. I just may be able to get something working long enough for you to get the car to someone who is a professional. Oh! Hello! There you go, there's a good professional for you. *Points to Jonny and steps aside while wondering where he came from so suddenly?*
 

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Oh, hi Melissa (am I spelling that right?). Didn't see you there...

Ok...let's see...hm...

*messes with a few things in the engine*
 
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