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Hubert

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Officer #2: How did you get your license?

Officer: Same way anyone does...

Officer #2: OK, better question. How did you keep your license?

Officer: If you're that scared, then you drive.

*the two pull over and switch sides*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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**I heard them... I really hope it was a criminal and not one of us... But I wonder what happened**
 

Hubert

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*car breaks down a tad after it passes the park, to the point where it is still in seeing view from park*

Officer #2: Oh for crying out loud!

Officer: So tell me, how did you keep your license?

Officer #2: *slaps officer*
 

Sgt Floyd

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*ears twitch*

*looks up and sees a police car*

Uh oh...

*grabs Yuna's tail with his and turns them invisible*
 

Hubert

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Officer #2: Well you gonna get out or just sit there?

Officer: Pfft...you break it, you fix it.

Officer #2: Haven't you ever head of teamwork?

Officer: I have, but you haven't. You know that you'd make me end up fixing it altogether if I got out.

Officer #2: Point taken... *gets out and pulls open hood*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*see the police car too*

**I hope they haven't seen us through the trees...**
 

PanthraDion

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*Walks down the sidewalk next to the road and watches and listens to the cops drive by.* I wonder where they are going? *Looks at area around herself and stops to look at her map to find her position*
 
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