The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*to Hubert*
I'm surprised...I'm the chief of police here...but I need to work at this stupid pretzel stand while looking for the killer of the lady who worked there...

*to Yuna*
No. But this still doesn't change the fact I don't like your boyfriend...

 

[Hubert]

Oh, yes, now I remember seeing you around, just couldn't place your face for a moment. Though I don't think we've met, so my name is Hubert.

*is trying to derail the conversation a bit away from Johnny's species*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Actually, he's my fiance*

*still whispering to Steve*
If you're not human... then what kind of creature are you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: ...why am I still talking you people? *goes back to the pretzel stand* *glares*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... That went well...

*just stand there, thinking What the *beep* just happened?*

 

[Hubert]

Um...that was kinda strange. *whisper* Do you think he really is something other than a human?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*stands there in shock, fangs still out*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*whisper back*
It's like he really was there when this happened... Maybe he really is a male unicorn?

 

[Hubert]

A male unicorn?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*still standing there, frozen*

*thinks wh-what just happened? Di-did he really say what I think he said?*

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