The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Hubert*
With what? Saying it's an in-joke?

*notice Steve coming over*
Oh... poopie. Things are... disasterrific...

 

[Hubert]

*sees Steve and begins pulling words out of nowhere*

Oh, uh, hello. I was just telling Johnny and Yuna here about my new Telepathy brand phone. You know, the funny thing about it is that whenever I mention it, I get a lot of strange looks from people who think I mean that I actually have those fictional telepathy powers.

(I gotta vanish for a few, but I should be back in a timely manner...so make what you will of that. )

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Steve gives Hubert a strange look* Yeah...I have a friend who works at Best Buy...nice try though. You three aren't human...are you?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Uh... why would you think that?

 

[Hubert]

Erm, I got this phone online...not at Best Buy...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: The human vocal cords are not capable of making squeaks like the one Johnny made yesterday...

O_O

*feels fangs coming out*

*thinks oh no...being this nervous...not the time...*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O_O

A-are you sure? I mean, uh... um... oh, look! A Blibbering Humdinger!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: Do I look like I was born yesterday? I knew there was something weird about you...but I never would have thought...

*hides behind Yuna*

Steve: *looks at Johnny* Why are you suddenly so nervous? HUH?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble No... but it was worth a shot*

*try to think of something to distract Steve*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: You aren't a were-thing, since in human form, they can't make whatever sound they can make in their were-form...