The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

[blows fire at a nearby log, creating a campfire]
Wow, I should do this more often!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get up and walk closer to Johnny*

Well, the size and weight are a big change but I'm sure you'll get used to it in no time

 

[Vincent L]

[turns into a lizard and climbs on Johnny]
Hey, I'm the first person in the world to ride a dragon!

(May or may not be leaving)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Somehow I doubt that

 

[Vincent L]

I doubt your doubt
[gets off]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But I'm probably the first person who can say she sleeps with someone who can turn into a dragon

 

[Lola p]

That I bet.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, at least I don't look like the dragon that possessed me...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah... I might say, I like the way you look as a dragon.

*lie on my stomach and gaze at Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*lies down and curls up*

I'm gonna have to change back eventually...