The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Plus, no one can tell me how many I'm allowed to buy

Well, except you I guess if I start going overboard

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And when I feel like you love pretzels more than me

I'm going to get something to drink. Would you like something too?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Aw, come on. You know I don't love pretzels more than you

I guess I'll have whatever soda is in there...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*go to the kitchen and get a soda for Johnny and juice for me*

*return to the living and sit next to Johnny, handing him his soda*

I know you love me more. And for the record, I love you more than ice cream
*think about something involving him and ice cream*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think I would be concerned about anyone who loved food or an inanimate object more than their significant other

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I used to love food more until I found someone

*place my juice on the table and snuggle up to Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*puts an arm around her waist*

But doesn't everyone love food?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Who doesn't? We'd be starving

But I love this more...
*kiss, rated PG-13*

 

[Lola p]

*Walking along the road, someone bumps into me*

Ow!

???: Sorry! Oh my, who are you?

Er.... My name's Marie. Who are you?

???: My name is Carrie. Er... Your.... Phone is ruined from my coffee....

*Looks and sees phone is emitting sparks*

Oh...

Carrie: Er... can I make it up to you? Like... Getting you MC Donald's or something?

Sure....

*Go with Carrie to the nearest MC Donald's.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*kisses back*

I think I love that more than food too