The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

I take that as a no... Do you even believe in monsters?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Nope, looks good

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Good

*sit on bed*

Ready for your consolation prize?

 

[Misskermie]

*Spits it out*

Is this DIET?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Maaaaaaybe

*sits on bed*

 

[Vincent L]

[walking along the street]
[suddenly falls into a trap door]
*mysterious voice*
I hope you had fun during your escape, because it's OVER!
[gets put in a sack and into a mysterious building]

(to Sarge: I promise, I'll make this unique)

 

[Misskermie]

Uh oh... Oh man, I'm gunna spew...

*Runs back inside apartments*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sit on Johnny's lap*

Well, you're getting it, whether you like it or not

*kiss, rated PG-13*

 

[Misskermie]

*Passes out*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*afterwards*

I never get tired of that