The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*move closer to Johnny in my sleep, putting an arm across his waist and letting my hand rest on an area lower than the lower back*

*mumble Don't you think Kevin is a nice name for a girl? Come on, let's kidnap Sandy Claws.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles we are not naming our daughter Kevin...*

 

[Lola p]

I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

**screams and runs**

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble I like the name Terra. We could even name a boy Terra. Or Terranort...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles I like the name Eddie...*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble I like the name Jack... Leon sounds good too*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles what about Ophelia*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Doesn't sound good... How about Lillian? Or Rinoa?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles Lillian reminds me of the Rugrats...*

*starts to wake up*

Huh....?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble As long a her name's NOT Yunalesca... Don't want het to lie to the whole world for a thousand years...*

*mumble other things, something about Summoners having horns and bards being spoony*

*mumble You can survive my Summons and spells but one thing you should be aware of is... the kitchen knife*