The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

*mumbles something about throwing Sarge out the window*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles* Shadow! Attack Vincent!

 

[Vincent L]

*mumble* I forgot he has wings…

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*own shadow starts to head towards Vincent's room*

 

[Lola p]

*growl*

What are you going to do if you don't let me go?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Person 1: Relocate you to a special area just for monsters. The nearby toxic waste dump. You'll love it there.
Person 2: Say hi to Toxxy for us...poor kid...
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*snuggles closer to Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*turn in my sleep, so that I'm lying on my stomach*

*mumble Hit him with a frying pan, then he will surely wake up. No, bards are spoony. I will save the world and I'll do it without false hope. We have to believe in each other to survive time compression*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*rolls over and puts arm across Yuna's back*

*shadow sneaks into Vincent's room*

 

[Lola p]

Who? Who is toxxy?


And I have rights too! I'm a alive being!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I spelled it wrong)

Person 1: Just some kid who fell into some toxic waste...