The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Oh)

*look very mad now*
Pathetic? PATHETIC!? I give you pathetic!

*attack him with Firaga, Waterga, Blizzaga, Thundaga, Meteor, Flare and Ultima*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(To stop this from dragging on any longer, a well aimed physical attack might do the trick )

AAAAHHH!

*runs around trying to dodge the attacks and turning intangible*

*gets right up in Yuna's face*

I should just kill you now for killing my girlfriend...

 

[Vincent L]

(TMTM? )
(and lift the time spell, already!)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You're looking at your girlfriend -_-

*slap the back of his head and kick him hard in the groin*

 

[Vincent L]

(oh great, a non-reproductive bat demon)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*drops to the ground*

>_< *moans in immense pain*

*after a few minutes is finally able to squeak out* Jeez, Yuna, what was that for?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, obviously talking and casting spells didn't help to get you out of your trance. So, that was all I could do. But don't worry, I think you're still able to have children.

*Edea and Sheep, now in human form, come to us*

Edea: "Is everything okay here?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*still on the ground*

*squeaks* No...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cast Cure on his lower region*

Hope this will ease the pain. Or would you like a massage there?

*Edea and Sheep give me strange looks*

*realize what I just said; blush and stammer incoherently*

 

[Misskermie]

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