The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

(Yuna, that was hilarious.)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*girl throws Yuna off, sending her flying*

Girl: It's better this way. Seeing as how you took down my siblings, I figure, since I am now the last hybrid, and he's the last bat demon, maybe we could created the ultimate creature! A werewolf-vampire-demon hybrid! Doesn't hurt he's a lot cuter than I thought he would be either.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*really furious*

If anyone's going to be the mother of his children, it will be me.

*Sheep and Edea come towards us; I don't ntoice them*

And I will make sure you won't ever touch my boyfriend again.

*change into my angelic form*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Girl: You are only making yourself look worse to these fine people. But...*causes time to freeze for everyone except people in the immediate radius* I don't mind putting up a fight if I have to...

*girl turns into a very large werewolf, with extremely long claws, fangs, and has a set of bat wings*

Girl: Sargey, baby, would you mind holding her down while I tear her limb from limb?

*nods and grabs onto Yuna, growing claws and digging them into her*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Agent Sheep turns into a dog demon; Edea prepares a spell*

*struggle*
Johnny, don't! Don't you remember me? It's me, Yuna. I'm your girlfriend! Try to remember! Try to remember me!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Girl: Hehehe...you can't reach him through reasoning. My kisses are much more powerful than that. It's lonely being the last hybrid. There was a reason I was the alpha female when we had complete control over this place. But then that dragon showed up years ago and wiped out practically all of us. Some exiles joined our pack, but none of them were mate worthy...*eyes glow a bright red* ...but now I think I found him...and just look at how well he listens to me. Now what was I doing? Oh yes, I was about to kill you. *howls and charges at Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Sheep attacks her, Edea attacks with Ice Strike*

*still struggling, look pleadingly into Johnny's eyes*

I know you can hear me. Fight the spell off! I know you can!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*girl howls in pain*

Girl: Sarge! Get over here and heal me!

*lets go of Yuna and walks over to girl*

*hesitates*

Girl: What are you waiting for? Ugh...*smacks him away and pulls the ice spear out herself* Hmmm...*throws it back towards Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fly out of the way, ice spear grazes my leg*

*fly in front of Johnny to shield him from my attack*

Sheep, Edea! Get out of the way!

*both run out of the way*

*summon Odin*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*girl screams and violently collapses into dust*

*still looks like he is in a trance*