The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*watch everything happening in shock*

*think There's got to be a way to stop him... but how?*

 

[Misskermie]

Sarge, dont you remember us? We're friends!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW OVERLORD AND I MAY SPARE YOUR LIVES!

*breaths fire into the air*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You may as well wait for the day mice grow wings and sing Ode To Joy in German with a Bavarian dialect before I bow to you!

 

[Misskermie]

Yeah, me too!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*ignores yuna*

*flies over the park and breaths fire onto it*

*flies over the woods, setting them on fire*

*soon, all plant life is in flames*

Eternal flames engulfing disgusting plant life. Doomed for forever burn...worthless plants...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Where's a kraken when you need one?

*fly over the park and woods, using water spells to put out the fire*

 

[Misskermie]

F-Fire...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

GRRRR!

HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!

*summons darkspawn army*

*lands on top of a building, breathing fire and screaming citizens, and watching as the darkspawn appear and attack*

 

[Misskermie]

What fo we do now-