The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hear the citizens scream and fly over the city, seeing the darkspawn attack*

*shoot spells at random darkspawns before flying high up over the buildings*

*spot the dragon*
Hey, if you want to kill anything you deem worthless, you should have started with yourself, dragon! You're lower than lower than dirt!

 

[Misskermie]

Lower
than
Nothing!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flies off building and grabs yuna*

*gets up in her face* *eye is bigger than her head*

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

*throws Yuna as hard as possible*

 

[Misskermie]

On second thought, I said nothin.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*scream louder than I've ever screamed*

*land hard on my back*

*try to stand up, teeth clenched in pain*

 

[Misskermie]

You jerk!!!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*glares at Jaz*

*breaths fire at her*

 

[Misskermie]

Yeep!!!
Im melting!
What a world, what a world!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*try to ignore my aching body*

*fly up to the dragon, hovering in front of his eye*

Nobody messes with my friend and with my boyfriend!
*poke his eye*

 

[Lola p]

*Suddenly wakes up, back to normal*

**Sees sword Blade gave me**

**Picks up and flies to Dragon**

Hey Puff! Come at me!

*Flies down and starts slashing with sword*