The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Look, after all of this, there is going to be a free period... Then you can go wild if you want...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I was trying to make a joke saying that elves are very romantic...if you know what I mean, and now the joke is ruined. Thank you.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't think I would have gotten the joke anyway

 

[Sgt Floyd]

It's probably better you didn't...I don't feel like getting punched. And now that I say that, you are probably going to punch me.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Could be worse. I could kick you somewhere
And my punches dom't hurt that much... or do they?

 

[Lola p]

*sighs*

Look. Go or stay. I don't care. But yor going to have the elves up in your business...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Too bad I have nothing to kick right now

Nah, your punches don't hurt, but thats just due to high pain tolerance

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'll wait until you're in human form

Besides, you still have one wish left. You could just wish that I don't kick you and punch you in any form when you tell me

 

[Sgt Floyd]

How dangerous can elves really be when they go around in tights and stupid green hats?

I think I'll take my chances with an "angry elf queen" rather than a trap set by a mysterious voice

 

[Vincent L]

I second that. We can probably defeat the elves easily.