The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Is there anything harmless in this world she could be?

*sigh and take another cookie, not knowing what to say*

... I think I go outisde...

*go outside to the flower field and lie down*

 

[Lola p]

*Aw man...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*CSI team arrives*
*start examining Grace*

Investigator: We don't see any broken bones or noticeable impact areas...this is a real body though. I have never seen anything like it.

*scientist arrives*
Scientist: *examines body* You were smart to call me. This here is no human. Not sure what it is yet. I'll just take the body in for examinations. There is a good chance this thing is not dead
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*goes and joins Yuna*

Think she will ever learn?

 

[Hubert]

*walks outside to where Sarge and Yuna are*

 

[Lola p]

*Gets up*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sigh*
I think before that happens we will meet real living dinosaurs.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*everyone gasps except scientist*
Scientist: See? Now...*pulls out tranquilizer gun* I'll just take care it...*shoots Grace*

 

[Hubert]

I think we just need to really teach her a lesson. As bad as it sounds, I think we may have to just ignore her existence for a few days or something...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*
I think before that happens we will meet real living dinosaurs.

You don't get bored of that analogy do you

*actually lies down instead of sitting*

 

[Lola p]

*Dodges*

Look, That guy is evil! Not me!