The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *notices Yuna glaring* What? You got a problem with what I said? Its the truth. You have a pyromaniac in the cell and a punk who thinks he owns the road next to you.

Aw, you are so kind.

Cop: Shut up! You want to spend another night in jail?

O_O

Cop: I thought so...

 

[Vincent L]

Please sir, can you stop shouting?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*glaring daggers*
This "punk who thinks he owna the road" is at lwast a good friend and always there for me.
*move closer to Sarge*

And this "pyromaniac" just needs to learn to control her temper.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *looks at Vincent* GET OUT! *to Yuna* Well, I can't force you to get new friends, you really need to consider it. You seem like a nice girl. I would hate for them to rub off on you.

You had no right to even put me in jail in the first place. Being smart mouthed is not a criminal offense...

Cop: *ignores* Now, I suppose I can let Miss Pyro here out if you can pay the bail fee.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble And you need to watch what you're saying if you want any children*

Okay, how much?

 

[Vincent L]

(whispers to Yuna) please, we don't want two people in jail

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to hide laughter*

Cop: Oh...because of the number of times she has escaped and all of her crimes...about 100,000 dollars

(I have no idea how bail fees work )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Me neither )

*to Sarge, telepathic message*
**I think we need to rob a bank**

*to cop*
Um, let me see if I have the money, Mister Random Cop.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: There's no deadline, but I would like to see you come up with the money. That would be entertaining.

*sigh* Come on...lets just go. We'll figure something out *mumbles* if she doesn't escape first

(I'm going to sleep now. Pretend we went back to the apartment or something)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Okay, good night)

*mumble back* I bet she does.

*back in my room, I sit on the couch, cuddling Golbez*
Today really wasn't a good day...