The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

What plans?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Waitress: Why should I tell you our plans? First of all, the boss wants you out of the way. Second of all, after your little killing spree of his gang, he needs some new recruits.
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Its the claws, isn't it?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, I'm just not used to someone hugging me
Last time was more than five years ago with my boyfriend.

 

[Lola p]

Because I need to know. What are they.

 

[Hubert]

*at apartment*

I think I'm gonna go take a little nap...

*goes into apartment 8 and lays down on bed*

Gaah! What in the-

*gets out of bed and sees chicken*

Sarge...boy am I gonna get him...

(Two things...#1: sorry guys, I somehow overlooked the whole chicken-bed thing, #2: Vincent, the chickens are no longer by your apartment, I moved them for you, remember? They're on an empty floor)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Waitress: What's it to you? So you can shut down this perfect place to to get vampire blood into the food to turn people? *pause* I mean...*blink blink*
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SO how do you think its going with Grace and that waitress?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shrug*
No idea. Maybe Grace is being paranoid and bothering the waitress?

 

[Lola p]

You what!

*blasts and sets bombs around diner*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*people start to run out diner screaming*

*ears twitch*

Oh boy...I hear screaming -_-

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Waitress: Hahaha...fine. Blow this place up. By the way, we didn't do anything to that girl you were with. She didn't seem like it would be worth turning her...

 

[Lola p]

*grabs*


Take. Me to him now.