The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I'll have the grilled chicken

Waitress: Alright. Let me know if you need anything else *leaves*

I really was going to get steak...rare...

 

[Vincent L]

[dragon grabs me, and flies into the skies]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And why didn't you? Too expensive? Or to get a little revenge on Hubert?

*the man I burned yesterday enters the diner, sees me, pales and runs out; I smirk smugly*

 

[Lola p]

I'll take some salsa!

**midnight sees Vincent*


O_O

*flies after VIncent and grabs him*

 

[Vincent L]

[dragon drops me and disappears]
[turns into a bird to prevent falling]

EDIT: ziffeled

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hehe...no...because I don't eat undercooked meat. I just wanted it for the blood. But I figured why pay for it when I can get...the...*stops before he hits euphemism territory and makes things awkward*

(and that was honestly my real realization about what I was going to say...)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*drop voice so that only he can hear me*
When you can get animal blood for free by hunting them.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sure...lets go with that X_x

 

[Vincent L]

[arrives at the restaurant]
And I thought dragons only exist in China. Things are really—oh, a chicken caesar salad, please. What I'm saying, things are really crazy around here.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Let's just change the subject. This kind of conversation was the reason why I was out for a walk and at the spring all night long.