The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Me neither. I can already smell disaster coming our way -_-

 

[Lola p]

*rock starts to crack*

**facepalm*


Let's just name me Eris from now on, k?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

The goddess of strife?

But you know, just because we're the Creature Calamity Club doesn't it man we have to face a calamity every day.

 

[Lola p]

I know-

*the rock cracks more*

It's an egg. O_O

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Great, something's hatching in the middle of the mall. Another mass panic, anyone? -_-

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I can clear the mall out quick...

*explosion, alarm is heard, and the sprinklers go off*

 

[Lola p]

*grabs egg and bolts*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*people leave the mall in a rush*

That was fast. But I still don't want to deal with this...

Edit: -_-
We really need to put a leash on her...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wonderful. Next thing you know there is going to be a rampaging dragon burning down the city. And why does she suddenly want to be called Eris?

Lets just get out of here so it doesn't look like we are up to something

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Eris is the goddess of strife. Kind of fitting, considering it's because of her we had so many battles.

*nod and we leave the mall*
You choose where to.