(Oh, I get that, Sarge. Don't be sorry! I'm sorry for being so inconsistent on this thread.)
*stumbles into store*
Excuse me, how do I get out of this city?
Woman: Oh, my... GOSH! IT'S A MONSTER!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!! AAAAAAH!
Ma'am, I'm as ordinary as you. I'm no monster. Well, no good here.
*leaves store*