The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

And just for that, no more pretzels for you
*hide the bag of pretzels in my dress* (don't ask how XD)

 

[Vincent L]

(you're wearing a dress?)

What's in the news? A ten-foot praying mantis runs around the city?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(at least in CCC, not in real life )

Or seagulls flying amuck?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(i'm not doing this news report...I'm out of ideas for them )

Hey, just curious...but what do you think would happen if you got bit by a giant, mutated rat?

 

[Vincent L]

You get rabies?

[turns into a seagull]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You turn into a muta-were-rat?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Just curious...all hypothetical...*twitch*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Uh, why are you twitching? Were you bitten by a rat?

 

[Lola p]

Sighs*

I'm so bored f being the bland old person. It's always the same with me...

I'm going to go play with muffin....

*sulks out*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*uses sudden new found speed to dart in front of Grace* Wait...what do you mean? Come back...you wanna talk about it? *twitch*