The Creature Calamity Club

[CaseytheMuppet]

Hey, you're back! Want some rab- oh, that doesn't look good...

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

I'm guessing no rabbit? That's fine. I'm a bit hungrier than usual. Om nom nom...

*proceeds to eat rabbit*

 

[Lola p]

No...

We just got shot.... I don't think I'm hungry!

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Are you guys hurt? I can use my magic to help you.

 

[Lola p]

*snaps**

I JUST GOT SHOOT IN THE SHOULDER! OF COARSE IM HURT!

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Oh, shot! I thought you said you got, uh, um, ah, I give up.

*waves wand*

Nose of snake, and tail of eel,
let these mourning monsters heal!

* points at Lola and Sarge*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

How ya' feeling now?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(did you miss the part where I healed you? O_0)

*news comes on*

News: Several minutes ago, an anonymous informer gave us the following footage

*footage of fight*

While this person claims that it is proof monsters are evil, given the recent accounts of monsters being friendly, we are not quite sure what to make of this...wait a minute...we are getting a call...

*Rex's voice*: Hi. This is Agent Rex, the man in charge of the MIB and monsters in this city. I would like to inform the citizens that these so called hunters seen are wanted criminals. Those monsters were only attacking in self defense. The hunters seen are not licensed and not affiliated with us.

Reporter: Uh...sir...how were you able to call us? We have our...hello? Hello? Um...well, judge for yourself. This news reporter does not know what to make of any of this

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

(Sorry, Sarge. I was just acting as if I hadn't known all that.)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(sorry, that was directed at grace, not you )