The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

**they arnt vampires. Just hunters **

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(well...I can't read minds in real life )

Man: Because freaks like you need to be eliminated. I know what you are. I have been keeping an eye on you.

 

[Lola p]

I have no idea what you mean...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man: Don't play dumb with me. I know you are a vampire-werewolf hybrid. And you...*points at copy* Move it!

O_O

*copy moves a few steps away and looks apologetic at Grace*

Man: Now...we can do this the easy way where you come with me willingly. Or I can shoot you dead right here. And then, I will be considered a hero for destroying an abomination that was a threat to society

 

[Lola p]

Are you psycho?

*music stops and people come forth to reveal the whole club is monsters*


DJ: BACK. OFF. NOW.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*collective O_O from me, copy, and hunter*

Hunter: What? Fine! I can take down all of you! *throws a garlic bomb*

 

[Lola p]

*coughs*

*dj goes up to stage, press a button, and reveals a weapon*


DJ: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY WUB CANNON!

*blasts hunters with wubs and we all atack**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(wub cannon?)

Hunter: AAARRGG *starts randomly firing bullets at monsters*

 

[Lola p]

**a dubstep thing. Look up musicians of ponyville on youtube**

Screams and runs out**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*copy follows Grace out*

I really do not know what to say to you right now...but maybe we should get away from this place...