The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*spyro (a kitty) flies down and tackles banana*

Meow?

*snuggles*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Hey, where did everyone go? At least that Banana guy or whatever is gone. Sigh. I guess I'll go home and watch some TV.

*walks back home*

*sits down, turns on TV*

Oooh! Adventure Time! My favorite!

TV: "Shmowzow! What an algebraic discovery, Jake!" "Yeah, I dunno, Finn."

*Breaking News flashes across screen*

Wha-? This was a new episode! Grrr.

TV: We interrupt this broadcast for an alert! A hairy creature was seen holding another hairy creature in the center of the city. He was seen beating up an old lady, who then fell to the ground. The location of these beasts are unknown at this point. We advise you to stay home, and lock your doors. Thank you, and good night.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Hey, you dumb creature, get off. Oh, I guess you're not too bad. I guess you're the only person I can talk to now. Is that okay? Can I talk to you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now where on earth could she have gone...

I wonder if...

*flies to lake*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Stupid TV! I am not a beast! I am an ogre... who needs to shave more often than not. I can't believe they think I'm evil! YAAAARG!

*Throws remote against wall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gets darker as I go deeper in the forest; conjure a small flame to provide some light; hear rustling behind me and wheel around; see a cute little bunny rabbit*

Okay, first, why do I get a feeling of deja vú? Second, cam down, Yuna, or it will use its ears to carve your heart out.

*turn away and go deeper in the forest; see a cave*
Is this the cave Sarge found? *notice the entrance is big enough for a human being to go through* Guess not. How many caves are in this forest anyway? *unconsciously enter the cave while I'm saying this*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flies over the lake looking for signs of her*

Ugh...the non burned trees are too thick...

*swoops down and turns into a bat in mid air*

*flies through the woods*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Looks like an ordinary cave to me... Huh?
*notice a light up ahead; slowly go in that direction*

Oookay, is it just me or does this place scream "ritual"?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*notices some footprints in the dirt and follows them to a cave*

Maybe those are Yuna's footprints...

*flies through the cave making squeaks for echolocation*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still in the same part of the cave*
Is the place where...?
*sep towards the light very slowly*