*leaves.*
*strolls to store, puts on open sign.*
I guess I'll get the stuff later. Ooh, a customer!
*Large man walks in*
Hello, there! I'm Casey, the ogre... Did I say ogre?! Ha, I meant "oh, great"! Oh, great, a customer!! Ha, ha...
MAN: Uh, yeah... I think I'm lost. Uh, bye.
Jeez, lost my first customer! Curse my monstrous self!! It's like 2009 all over again. Hmph!