The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Miss, Its my job to keep citizens safe. I need to know. Unless you are hiding something...
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*looking through a book* Hm...its weird. This person must not have wanted to tell the whole truth, because different books have slightly different accounts...but putting together the descriptions...this thing was black...and it also flew...

 

[Lola p]

Monsters are not a threat....

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Black and it flew? A black vampire? Or a human-sized bat? Or Severus Snape?

 

[Misskermie]

It was a heartless!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Did I say a monster bit you? No. I did not. But now that you bring that up I think its safe to assume you were attacked by something.
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Wait...*gets a another book and starts flipping through the pages*

 

[Lola p]

Monsters are not all bad... Why do you think that?

 

[Misskermie]

(I hate cops...)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Well, just take a look at your arm. That should be proof enough right there.

 

[Lola p]

Who said it was against my will....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Excuse me?
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Well...the last documented sighting of a creature that matches the description of...me...was incidentally, two years after this incident. This happened hundred of years ago...