The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

[climbs on Jaz]
squeak?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*roach language*
Squeak squeak squeak! SQUEAK!

Roach: How dare you kill my family! *spits more acid at Yuna*

 

[Vincent L]

(to Sarge)
*roach language*
SQUEAK! squeak squeak squeeee…

 

[Misskermie]

*Wakes up and sees roach*


EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!


*Sets fire to rain, that is somehow indoors*


HIDEEE!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I'm not in there...a copy is)

Copy: *looks around confused* *stands back away from the fighting*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I need a shower when this is over...
*use a cure spell on me before firing one spell after another at the roaches, inclding the roach monster*

 

[Vincent L]

(to Yuna)
*roach language*
Squeak squeak squeak?
Translation: can you use a water spell to clean off the floor?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cast a water spell all over the floor*

*to roach monster*
Why? Why am I a threat to these witches?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Roach:...*twitch* I dunno. I stopped payin' attention after they promised to pay me. Somethin' 'bout yer power being to great...wantin' it fer themselves...now that I told you this will you please stop killin' my family?

 

[Misskermie]

YOU STARTED IT!!! ROACH GUY!!!