The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Sheep: The MIB and scientists have been competing for years over who has more advanced technology.

I love how we moved here to get away from all of this, only to end up in the heart of the problem.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Sarge in a dry voice*
Yeah. Funny, huh?

*to Sheep*
It would be too ludicrous to ask if the MIB have a Stinky Little Scientists Tracking Device, right?

*to everybody in the room*
Does anybody have a suggestion what we could do?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sheep: Er...no...but we have a device that finds really stinky people...Rex's dog got sprayed by a skunk and ran away, so he invented a stink tracker to find her...I'll be quiet now...*looks at floor*

I don't think there is anything we can do...if only ice cream solved EVERY problem...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If ice cream solved every problem, I would be the happiest person on earth. But isn't there a stinky monster hunter running around? I remember he had a Mars bar in his pockets. Doubt he ever changes his pants, the bar's date of expiry was some time 2006.

*interested to Sheep*
Rex's dog got sprayed by a skunk? How did that happen?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sheep: The same way all dogs get sprayed by a skunk. They invade its personal space.

You know, Mr, Stinky may be at the ice cream shop...if he didn't get fired yet. If you want to take care of some unfinished business

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We could go there and watch him. Maybe he's on the move again.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And do what? Wait until he's alone and finish the job?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Pretty much. But for all we know, he might not be there but off hunting monsters. And if he finds one, well then we have to stop him.

 

[Lola p]

*turns demon*

Jessie: Well, the scientists I used to work for say that monsters are out to destroy humanity, but if they can get the powers of the monsters, they can helpl make humanity even stronger and more successful. As for the ones at the zoo...*takes off hat to reveal cat ears*

Were you experimented on?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well then, we look for him. He can't be that hard to find. Just follow the smell

And because I can't fly around carrying you, and teleporting around aimlessly are really impractical...we get to look for him the fun way *evil grin*

Edit: Ohai dere Grace...