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Sgt Floyd

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***Same difference***

*possess panther*

***Ok, hurry up and teleport us back to HQ. You 'll need to talk to Rex, I can't risk leaving the panther until it is contained***
 

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*teleport*

REX! Sarge and us found a panther that has been experimented on!
 

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Rex: *jumps* Don't do that. You scared me. Is this the panther? Where's Sarge?

***Tell him he needs to put it in a laser proof room, quick. I'm starting to lose control***
 

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Rex: Laser proof room? Ok...*puts panther in room*

*leaves panther and reappears next to Rex*

The zoo is doing experiments on animals!

Rex: *jumps again* I'm stressed enough as it is, will you two not just appear out of nowhere shouting like that? Now start over and explain what is going on.

Well, we went to the zoo and I was talking to the bats who told me about this strange panther that showed up so We sneaked into the building that was holding it and this panther can shoot lasers out of its eyes and then some "lycan" thing told Grace they were doing experiments there.

Rex: Ok, ok. Calm down.

Is there any way you can fix the panther?

Rex: I don't know, I've never had a situation like this before. Whats this about a lycan?
 

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*later*

Rex: Well, good news and bad news. Bad news is that we were not able to reverse the damage done to the panther by the scientists. The good news is that we were able to at least restore the panther's natural habits and actually raise its intelligence. As for what to do about this zoo...I'm concerned that if you go barging in there, you may end up getting captured and possibly put on display. What better place to see a monster and be safe is a zoo? *rolls eyes*
 

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Well, something has to be done. We can't just let those guys get away and I doubt if we plan everything carefully that it would go according to plan.
And to get back to the big kitty, does it mean it won't shoot lasers out of its eyes at random?
 

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I need to help that lycan!

*teleports back to zoo*
 

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Rex: Actually, if you really were inclined to, the panther will let you ride it and command it to shoot lasers at things. In our efforts to save its...um...mind...I guess would be the right word to use, we accidentally gave it human level intelligence. But at least its not a mindless killing machine now.

Lets get back to the zoo and help Grace. I really wish we could go somewhere without running into some kind of trouble. :sigh:
 
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