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*one of muffins kittens pops its head out**

Meow?

Crowd of people and newsreporters: Aww!

**I SWEAR thease things pop up everywhere!**
 

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Why?**

*Gives kitten baby bottle full of blood and starts to feed it to him**
 

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Judge: Mr. Adams, you may present your case.

Herb: Thank you, your honor, I would like to begin by calling Grace to the stands.
 

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Herb: Grace, would you please give your testimony as to exactly how the panic at Joel's Supermarket happened?
 

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Well, Me and my friends went into the supermarket. I simply asked him about his opinion about the monster caught on tape. Then, I remeber touching his and... He had a silver ring on. It made me turn.

The whole thing about people dying I did not know untill after the news people came. The newslady acted as if I was an animal or somthing....

The clerk over reacted. I was calmly explaining what had happened, and he went psycho. I did not have time to run before the news reporters came.
 

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Herb: Now Grace, you're saying that a sliver ring makes you turn? Could you demonstrate that for the jury? I have a silver ring right here.
 
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