The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm not sure I really want any part of this...

 

[Lola p]

Please Sarge!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What do you want me to do exactly?

 

[Lola p]

Incase it is a trap... want you to help me get out...
*muffin pokes head out, runs to sarge, and cuddles*

 

[Hubert]

Um..Grace...once agian you aren't reading your mail clearly enough...we all have to go regardless whether you want us to or not, to testify as witnesses.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flinches*

I mean, do you want me to go visible, invisible, human, demon, what?

 

[Lola p]

Oh..

Wait, why did you flinch?

 

[Hubert]

It is best that you go in human form, in case you have to testify as a witness. In fact, you are required to go in human form.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fine...I'll go as female. And I flinched because of your cat

 

[Hubert]

Shall we depart to the courthouse, then?